Friday, January 22, 2010

What Was She Thinking... Mariah Carey


So, there she was at the Golden Globes flashing her very own matched set of bronzed and brazen extraterrestrial orbs! My goodness, dear ones. We know that she is always doing the diva, but squeezing herself into a tight-fitting Herve Leger that's barely big enough to corral her ample cleavage does not a true star make. Even us stalwart devotees of the decollette know that there's a difference between sexy and sleazy. Walking the red carpet is, after all, jus a tad different than walking the street. So next year, Ms. Carey, if you must take the plunge, please plunge less, or not at all.

The lipstick we think she was wearing: Bombshell Gone Bust, an ultra tacky, champagne-colored gloss.

1 comment:

Connie R said...

Mariah! Mariah! Mariah! Had she not been so great in Precious, I would have to say something about the way she dressed but grace makes me "gloss" over this one.

Mariah has a lot of bad days and makes some stunning choices sometimes but I guess STARS are so bright that they can't see their own little dark spots in the crevices of their cores.

I saw the real Mariah in Precious and that Mariah wasn't even plain. She was lovely and only her face was naked.

I'll give this one a hot shade of pink, "3-D" by MAC! What was she thinking, Sisters!